Bringing up the headlines in Google News is enough to make anyone with a full-scale IQ of three digits or greater beg to become a member of another species. Donald Trump announces his candidacy for President, further noting that Oprah would make a good running mate. Rachel Dolezal, Spokane NAACP President resigns over furor in which her family notes she is white (both parents are white) and states, "I have always thought of myself as black." And then there is Hillary Clinton....At this point, I am giving serious consideration to writing in Benny for a chance in the Oval Office and thinking of myself as another species, dog being first on the list, followed by Crow (if either will have me...).
